The Etiquette Hour

A live broadcast on London's Wave FM where the guests cannot agree on anything, including the protocol of the debate itself.

The Etiquette Hour

True or false?

Mike believes that chronology dictates who should speak first on the show.

• True
• False

Nicole admits that she never writes thank-you notes.

• True
• False

Alex points out that listeners are complaining about boorish hosts.

• True
• False

Nicole and Mike agree on the modern relevance of handwritten cards.

• True
• False

Alex notices that the two experts are giving each other icy stares.

• True
• False

Listen again and complete the sentences

• Mike: ____ people might defer, Alex, but technically speaking, chronology dictates who speaks first, and I was booked for the twelve-fifteen slot. So I'll take the floor if you don't mind.
• Nicole: Oh, please. Don't ____ , Mike. You've been interrupting producers since we arrived in the green room. Frankly, your idea of courtesy is as outdated as a rotary phone.
• Mike: That's a bit rich coming from someone who can't even RSVP late without sending a barrage of emojis instead of a proper note. It's an ____ of the highest order.
• Alex: Now, hang on, both of you. Tellingly, neither of you has mentioned thank-you notes yet. Our listeners are flooding the switchboard complaining about ____ hosts who expect gifts but never acknowledge them.
• Mike: That's because the humble thank-you note is dead, Alex! We've traded social grace for convenience. If you expect a handwritten card for a dinner party, you're in for a ____ .

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